In today’s socially
active world, you can easily identify a liberal, a secularist, a left winger,
right winger or anyone else just from the way he/she comments. But, there is
also a category. A category of a closet Sanghi. Someone who wouldn’t openly
admit that he is one but would show the signs of the virus. A Facebook user
puts it down perfectly. Let us see what a closet Sanghi mindset is like or at
the least, how can you identify one:
1. He would start by claiming “I am not a fan of Modi, but” (whatever blah blah that follows....)
2. “The media is hyping up these lynchings, it's not so bad. Besides, I have a Muslim driver who brings biriyani for us on Eid and I pay him ten rupees bakshish”.
3. “My heart bleeds for the talaq prone and burkha clad Muslim women, but Muslim men being lynched? Why is that a big deal?” (See point # 2)
4. “India was so awesome that it gave refuge to persecuted Parsis, Polish and X, Y, Z, so keep calm in face of lynchings, we are a great nation”.
5. I change my FB DP whenever there is a terrorist attack in US or Europe by a Muslim (who cares about Middle East or Africa?), but post photos of Palak paneer when Muslim men are lynched in India.
6) He will refuse to believe Muslims are a minority even when confronted with census data.
7) Would say “I have faced problems with Muslims" because to him/her, thug who happens to be Hindu is a thug while a thug who happens to be Muslim is Muslim.
8) Will always claim minority appeasement is rampant. If you point out that even educated Muslims have problems finding houses on rent, getting credit cards, loans or jobs, they will say "what about Malda?"
9) will cite terror attacks like 93 Bombay blasts but ignore the fact that while people have been hanged for it the leaders who organized the riots before the blasts were accorded state honors.
10) will point to four marriages and ignore the tax evading instrument called Hindu undivided family.
11. Where were you when Pundits were being lynched and thrown out of Kashmir? Never mind if you were 10 or 15year old then. You have no right to complain now.
12. See you have freedom to protest in India, try doing this in Pakistan. Implying shut up, we are still better than them. Wait till we become like them then you will not be allowed to protest either.
13. Psuedo secular, AAPian, Khalistani, ISI agent, anti national........You only show the negative side of our great country.
14. Shed crocodile tears finally when all fails. Say I am against both psuedo secularists and hindutva. Both are enemy of the nation.
How about the following too?
15. Muslim population is increasing rapidly and very soon they'll be the predominant community (disregarding the fact that Muslim growth rate has slowed down & Hindu population is the one that's growing at a faster rate thanks to the preference for boys)
16. All troubles in India are due to Nehru & 60 years of Congress misrule.
17. Who believe that trees and rivers are necessary for the environment, yet never condemned one mega event 'world cultural festival' that caused irreparable damage to the Yamuna floodplains in that particular region
18 Who are convinced newspapers lie, but believe WhatsApp forwards
19) Will, while shifting goal posts, eventually arrive at "what about Haj subsidy" without having a clue what it means and how it has actually compensated for some of the losses Air India has made.
20) Who believe that burning cow dung (an organic matter) releases Oxygen and is thereby beneficial for the environment.
21) All problems in the entire country are due to commies & leftists. Hey but wait... only West Bengal & Kerala were Commie ruled states no?
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